Everyone but you and the WoW players got word of the free
se Rock'n'Roll concert and went to see it. Your favorite band played, and it was awesome! Come to think of it, everyone's favorite band played! All over the nation, just check twitter! That seems impossible! Maybe it was impossible? Maybe our new overlords used this to reach us all to infect us with their obedience drug, and you're the only left we can count on? (We won't be able to count on the WoW players, unfortunately.) You're our hero! Save us!